tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29407697.post5547891846997076677..comments2023-10-07T06:00:25.016-05:00Comments on ...my magic bean...: A different type of quizMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03575577872803103610noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29407697.post-19895202672320785942007-12-11T23:54:00.000-05:002007-12-11T23:54:00.000-05:00I give you money and send you into the grocery sto...I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?<BR/><BR/>1. Produce: sweet potato<BR/>2. Bakery: french bread<BR/>3. Meat: beef filet<BR/>4. Frozen: peas<BR/>5. Dry goods: instant oatmeal<BR/><BR/><BR/>Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?<BR/><BR/>1. black pants<BR/>2. cashmere button-up sweater<BR/>3. cami<BR/><BR/><BR/>If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?<BR/><BR/>1. Huh?<BR/>2. UUGH!<BR/>3. Hello? (phone)<BR/>4. Sweet.<BR/>5. Want to go outside?<BR/><BR/>So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?<BR/><BR/>1. Shower<BR/>2. Brush teeth<BR/>3. POOP!<BR/><BR/>You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?<BR/><BR/>1. Bubbly teenager chatting on the phone, putting on lipstick, looking in the mirror, and riding the line!<BR/>2. A Tractor or Bus (can't pass them, too slow, etc.)<BR/>3. Being 10 minutes late!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?<BR/><BR/>1. sleeping<BR/>2. Hot bath<BR/>3. Painting<BR/>4. surfing the net<BR/>5. Cleaning/Folding clothes<BR/><BR/><BR/>We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?<BR/><BR/>1. otters<BR/>2. large cats (lions, tigers, something along that line)<BR/>3. meerkat<BR/><BR/><BR/>You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?<BR/><BR/>1. the office<BR/>2. Greys Anatomy<BR/>3. Judge Judy<BR/>4. House<BR/><BR/>You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?<BR/><BR/>1. Peanut butter chocolate<BR/>2. Butter pecan<BR/>3. Strawberry<BR/><BR/>Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?<BR/><BR/>1. a penny (no cash, really)<BR/>2. 10 tubes of lipstick<BR/>3. Phone<BR/>4. Mascara<BR/>5. Hair rubber bands<BR/><BR/><BR/>You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?<BR/><BR/>1. Teacher<BR/>2. Musician <BR/>3. Photographer<BR/>4. Dog trainer<BR/><BR/><BR/>If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?<BR/><BR/>1. don't waste your time on assholes<BR/>2. Study more<BR/>3. 120 pounds is NOT fat<BR/>4. save your money for that rainy day!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29407697.post-5900323117985230512007-12-05T19:01:00.000-05:002007-12-05T19:01:00.000-05:00An *excellent* way to procrastinate from making th...An *excellent* way to procrastinate from making the PS91D final exam! Don't tell Mike ;-)<BR/><BR/>I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?<BR/><BR/>1. Produce: Braeburn apple<BR/>2. Bakery: Apple fritter<BR/>3. Meat: I'll just pocket the money ;-) I second that!<BR/>4. Frozen: Quorn's fake chicken nuggets<BR/>5. Dry goods: Kashi Strawberry Fields cereal<BR/><BR/><BR/>Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?<BR/><BR/>(I assume I'm already wearing a tshirt and jeans...)<BR/>1. bathing suit<BR/>2. black dress<BR/>3. big sweater<BR/><BR/><BR/>If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?<BR/><BR/>1. talk to you later<BR/>2. love you too, mom (awww)<BR/>3. uh, no (in a very sarcastic tone)<BR/>4. seriously?<BR/>5. OLLIE, NO! (ah, the puppy phase)<BR/><BR/>So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?<BR/><BR/>1. Eat a good breakfast<BR/>2. Drink a glass of wine<BR/>3. Check email<BR/><BR/>You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?<BR/><BR/>1. Seeing pro-life or confederate flag bumper stickers<BR/>2. Driving slow in the fast lane<BR/>3. Driving 70 mph with a dog in a crate on top of the car (that's if I ever see Mitt Romney driving)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?<BR/><BR/>1. Napping<BR/>2. Vegging out with magazines and chocolate<BR/>3. Shopping somewhere (most likely Target or online)<BR/>4. Napping<BR/>5. Did I mention napping?<BR/><BR/><BR/>We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?<BR/><BR/>Hmm... maybe those asshole humans who mistreat zoo animals?<BR/><BR/><BR/>You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?<BR/><BR/>1. Girls Next Door<BR/>2. CSI (just to see George Eads up close)<BR/>3. Saved by the Bell (if it were still on... it's how I get through my morning)<BR/>4. Really, my secret ambition is to be a blonde Playboy bunny... so Girls Next Door again<BR/><BR/>You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?<BR/><BR/>1. Marble Slab sweet cream<BR/>2. Butter pecan<BR/>3. Bluebell mint chocolate chip<BR/><BR/>Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?<BR/><BR/>1. A rock that my nephew picked up for me in Chicago<BR/>2. Different sized muzzles<BR/>3. Ace (dog sedative...)<BR/>4. Bonne Bell vanilla chapstick<BR/>5. Strawberry-lime gum<BR/><BR/><BR/>You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?<BR/><BR/>1. Something with animal activism that pays<BR/>2. Musician (violist, actually)<BR/>3. Photographer<BR/>4. Vet<BR/><BR/><BR/>If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?<BR/><BR/>1. Don't let that one you're going to meet your first year of college get away...<BR/>2. It's okay to need help!<BR/>3. Be more confident - you're smarter and more capable than you think you are.<BR/>4. You shouldn't have to sleep with guys so they'll like you... again, higher self-esteem!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com